Assorted Limericks

The first four Limericks start with Ms.Kane's first line prompt

A fellow who had a degree in Catering Technology Said “You really should try it It’s so on your diet You’ll be as slim, as a leaf on that tree!”	A fellow who had a degree Could get you one too, for a fee: ‘With a Bachelor of Art You can make out you’re smart But it’s more for the full MSc’ * This one won an honourable mention! *
A woman who had a degree In freezing out poor company Used her most frosty glare And her teeth she would bare To all those she deemed lacked pedigree.	A gal who was partial to gin, Would lick every drop from her chin. Shrugging off the affliction When accused of addiction; "That's a slur!" she would say, with a grin.

A woman whose fingers were green From a regular gardening routine Suddenly pulled up a gourd And then shouted “Oh Lord!” For its shape was quite frankly obscene	A lady was clipping her hedge When she made up her mind with a pledge To grow pulses and beans Some parsnips and greens For she loved nothing more than her veg.
A lady from W.I. Had her eye firmly fixed on her guy Though his fingers were green She was clearly quite keen And would covet his spade with a sigh.	When judging the gardening prize An important criteria is size And it’s vital to note That what gets the best vote Is the one that’s a sight for sore eyes.