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I've been creative writing all my life, though with various haitus(es) along the way. IFrom 2010 I started this blog and enjoyed sharing writing and other information with everyone. illness and bereavement supplied the more recent hiatus.

Monday, 3 October 2011

Lovely Limericks

Ms. Kane sets the first line each week of the Limerick and the rest is up to you.

Here's mine:

A guy in the mood for a bite
Was in for a terrible fright
As he lunged for her throat
She grabbed onto his scroat
And squeezed ‘til the stars shone quite bright


Here's mine for previous weeks:


A popular gal who was fickle
Was reluctant to bet on a Nickel.
‘A Shilling’ she said
‘May just get me to bed,
But a Franc will ensure slap and tickle!’

A guy who was fast on his feet
Thought a peeping-tom lifestyle quite neat.
In their amorous throes
Those he spied on, just froze
While he’d beaten a hasty retreat.
Posted by scribbleandedit.blogspot.co.uk at 07:00

16 comments:

  1. scribbleandedit.blogspot.co.uk3 October 2011 at 22:07

    I think I have successfully removed the intense debate glitch from my comments box. The following comments were lost in the switch back to blogger comments:

    Old Kitty said: EXCELLENT limericks!! I love them all! Yay!!! Good for you!!

    More please!!!

    Take care
    x

    Laila said: Haha! That was terrific. I might never get the slap and tickle one out of my mind now. :)


    LOL! Thank you so much ladies

    I hope many more of you can continue commenting on my posts now. :O)

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  2. klahanie4 October 2011 at 00:02

    Hi Madeleine,
    Lovely limericks, indeed.

    I like the ways
    You coined a phrase
    I pound with dread
    From the bang on my head
    And now I'm in a daze

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  3. Sarah Tokeley4 October 2011 at 03:10

    Ha love them, and the fact that you embrace the idea that limericks are meant to be a bit saucy :-)

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  4. Maria Zannini4 October 2011 at 04:16

    There's a definite naughty side to you. ;)

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  5. Nanka4 October 2011 at 07:13

    Amusing and delightful, all the three!! Bravo girl!! I would say for the first one!! he he he!!
    Hope to see you at Acrostic Only soon for more fun, with the new prompts!!

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  6. Maeve Frazier4 October 2011 at 11:54

    These are great! Very entertaining.

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  7. Margo Benson4 October 2011 at 15:03

    Am laughing my head off at that first one....brilliant! These are showing quite another side to you - you saucy minx!

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  8. Susan Kaye Quinn4 October 2011 at 16:02

    LOL! I totally can't write limericks, but they are hilarious to read. :)

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  9. Rachna Chhabria4 October 2011 at 17:16

    I enjoyed the limericks, Madeleine. I have so far written just 3 limericks in my life.

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  10. Susie Clevenger4 October 2011 at 19:21

    I love your limericks!! I have only attempted once to write one..It was a flop..lol

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  11. scribbleandedit.blogspot.co.uk4 October 2011 at 21:40

    Thanks well you know my nick name was The Minx! Glad you appreciated my attempt at saucing up the Limericks.

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  12. Susie Clevenger4 October 2011 at 22:48

    I wanted you to know I nominated you for the Versatile Blogger award:http://confessionsofalaundrygoddess.blogspot.com/2011/10/versatile-blogger-award.html

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  13. M Pax4 October 2011 at 23:25

    Your limmericks made me laugh. Wonderful. Enjoyed the vampire one a lot.

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  14. Arlee Bird5 October 2011 at 03:54

    A limerick triple threat! Three times the fun.


    Lee
    Tossing It Out

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  15. Anonymous5 October 2011 at 19:47

    Wonderful Limericks, Madeleine! I just happen to have Limericks on my blog at the moment too.

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  16. Anonymous5 October 2011 at 19:47

    Wonderful Limericks, Madeleine! I just happen to have Limericks on my blog at the moment too.

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