A man who was lacking in wit
Often giggled into his armpit.
While one just surmised
He had deodorized
It appears, he was feeling a nit.
I also wrote this Limerick after hearing a listener request on ClassicFM.
The lady came from a suburb of London:
The lady came from a suburb of London:
There was a young woman from Churtsey
Who never knew quite how to curtsey
She bobbed up and down
Then trod on her gown
Thrusting her cheeks out quite pertly.
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Yay!! LOL!! I love them!! Especially the second one - very very good! Thanks for brightening up my Monday with these gems! take care
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Madeleine Ma'am,
ReplyDeleteI was fascinated with limericks, short and sweet with wit and humor. Toyed with it before but... Anyway tried again today and submitted into your blog. Hopefully ok!
Hank
Hehehe. Your limericks always make me laugh!
ReplyDeleteI love these. I grew up in a half Irish household. We had a book of limericks...never did get the old man from Nantucked out of my head. :)
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ReplyDeleteLOL... this reminds me of that dirty limerick...
ReplyDeleteThere once was a man from Nantucket...
Very fun! Thanks for sharing
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed the humor in both the limmericks. Interesting how much character you can jam into the rhymes. Nice.
ReplyDeleteThese are hiliarious. :D
ReplyDeleteLimericks are my favorite form of poetry.
From one Madeleine to another, LOL! And thanks for being a regular contributor to my Limerick-Offs. I always enjoy your contributions!
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