Snatching Moments & Limericks

Hi all, It's been crazy busy here at Maddocks Mansions, but  I promise to get round to answering those of you who have commented on my most recent posts and reading your posts soon.

In the meantime, here's some more Limericks.

Ms. Kane sets the first line of the limerick each week and the rest is up to you:

A gal who was frequently prone To chatting for hours on the phone Heard her hubby complain (Though his words were in vain) That she’d likely end up all alone.	A guy who was frequently prone Lay face down in the mud all alone He’d gone clubbing that night Now he looked quite a sight And the smell clearly wasn’t cologne
A guy who was frequently prone To pronounce "You shall reap what I've sown" Married several times over Though naught were in clover Has got plenty of time to bemoan.	A gal who was frequently prone To fondle her husband’s trombone, Gave the slide a quick lick, Then, as a deft little trick, Played the mouthpiece to make hubby groan. Sorry slightly risque one
A man was attempting to eat As he tried to get up from his seat His plate contents fell And he shouted ‘Oh hell!’ As he stood with his food on his feet.	A gal was attempting to eat An entire menu complete. She progressed from the fish To the main menu dish With her eye on the most tempting treat.

This week's prompt: A man/gal who was terribly high 

Can you add the rest? Hop over to Mad Kane's Blog and have a go. (Link above)

A gal who was terribly high

Gazed blearily out through one eye.

She blinked once or twice

And then in a trice

Injected more coke in her thigh